This list is not founded on political points; there will always be people out there on all sides who will quote some documented evidence to ‘prove’ whatever they want. This list ignores the political stances and finds some practical common sense reasons for her giving up.

7. She was put to shame in front of our entire country just about a decade ago. Of course Bill was president and he was the one that actually did the dirty deed(s), but he was already comfortably installed as president well before anything hit the news about those transgressions. Hillary, on the other hand, has been associated with the debacle for the last 10 years.

6. There are only so many pantsuits on the world. The way she goes through them, we would run out by her 3rd month in office.

5. She just looks downright insane. I’m sure you could find insane looking pictures of every prominent politician, but it just seems to be so much easier with Hillary. I mean seriously…come on. And her clothes are equally puke-inducing.

4. Apparently, Nancy Pelosi eats her out. You know that feeling of confusion and disgust that you probably have right now? It’s Hillary’s fault.

3. Speaking of which, going by just her first name is simply not cool. She’s going to have to wear something a lot more spicy than a pantsuit to match the level of Madonna or Cher.

2. Imagine what she would look like after serving as president. If she’s at all like every other president ever, she’ll get a noticeable amount of grey hair and wrinkles…blegh…chills just ran down my spine…

…and the number one practical reason why Hillary should drop out is:

1. Because by the time you actually read these words (depending on how quickly this spreads around), there is a significant chance that she will have already dropped out.