You might think that he hasn’t done anything mean to me so I’m an asshole for writing a list like this, but this is for all of his horrible TV commercials that really pissed me off when I was watching Friday Night Standup last night.
7. His real name is Ned Arnel Holness. Well, actually his [...]

This list is not founded on political points; there will always be people out there on all sides who will quote some documented evidence to ‘prove’ whatever they want. This list ignores the political stances and finds some practical common sense reasons for her giving up.
7. She was put to shame in front of our [...]

It was about 3am. I was hunched over my keyboard staring at my LCD screen. There was a foul odor in the air, most of which was emanating just from my person. Yet I was awake at this ungodly hour so that I could take care of various updates and other website maintenance. It was [...]

Because when you wake up and realize that you missed your exam, you will come to another realization very shortly afterwards: using the same old ‘car accident’ or ’sick/dead relative’ excuse probably isn’t going to fly.
6. “Sorry, professor. I was sitting in my room during the exam contemplating the notion that one should only circle [...]

There are plenty of reasons to smoke marijuana, but most of them involve you and your friends sitting on your asses watching Super Troopers and then playing video games while eating Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos, or any other kind of “-ito” snack. The following is a list of more practical reasons to blaze.
8. Empty out a [...]