Maybe this applies to the person sitting next to you, or possibly in front of you. Or maybe, just maybe, fate has set your eyes upon this to rectify your very own behavior. Hmm?
 
6. You hold your pencil in a goofy fashion. By the time you were being taught cursive, your teachers should’ve been getting the [...]

Because when you wake up and realize that you missed your exam, you will come to another realization very shortly afterwards: using the same old ‘car accident’ or ’sick/dead relative’ excuse probably isn’t going to fly.
6. “Sorry, professor. I was sitting in my room during the exam contemplating the notion that one should only circle [...]